Robbed By Roommate

Today I was robbed by my roommate. He took my life savings and anything else of value, except for my computer.

I’ve spent all night boarding up my windows and trying to secure the house and come to terms with what has just happened. I just don’t know why this guy would have done such a thing. Must have been because he hated my guts. It could have been because he realized that he has no future outside of petty thievery.

Christopher C. Greenlee, you are a despicable human being. May the universal forces of Karma deal you a swift and fatal blow and cast you back down into the lower realms where disgusting animals such as pigs inhabit.

You will be dealt with, mister, and it won’t be pretty. I don’t know whether it will be here on Earth or in the infinite unknown, but I do know that individuals such as yourself end up in a pitiful state indeed.

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